These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
what the hell. are you telling me that i’ve put up w/ countless amounts of painful small talk when all i had to do was wear some fucking stripes??
no. i don’t accept this.