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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>no</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ptolemyyy)</generator><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vZdQlNmj9kM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52984822671</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52984822671</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:25:41 -0400</pubDate><category>:')</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac3ef0d6af5e33d3869da1a22b2b44a9/tumblr_mo8lvlYBkZ1rwm836o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3161fbe43cb8c1e954158ee0b6789512/tumblr_mo8lvlYBkZ1rwm836o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52984796013</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52984796013</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:25:15 -0400</pubDate><category>i need to know how much of the show centres arounds dogs</category><category>otherwise i'm not interested</category></item><item><title>nevver:

Of course not</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4kszvgVv1rkxw4do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/52722607991/of-course-not" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://victorialeds.tumblr.com/post/35205693457/of-course-not" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;Of course not&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52735294115</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52735294115</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:10:33 -0400</pubDate><category>no i actually hate you</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6lscs0eJ1qlwih5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52100866726</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/52100866726</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 20:53:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"YOU’LL STILL BE SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT FROM OTTAWA AND THAT ITSELF IS ENOUGH"</title><description>“YOU’LL STILL BE SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT FROM OTTAWA AND THAT ITSELF IS ENOUGH”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Alice, speaking truths&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51646621262</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51646621262</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 11:27:33 -0400</pubDate><category>theirtragedy</category><category>words to live by</category><category>there's a canadian hierarchy</category><category>so if it sounds elitist</category><category>it's bc it is</category><category>ottawa's a flop</category></item><item><title>
Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jwv2Nypx1qztjn5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51038181870</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51038181870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:46 -0400</pubDate><category>tubby does what tubby wants</category></item><item><title>I feel like everything I want in life has too much to do with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lte8wo6IJB1qaqmn1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I feel like everything I want in life has too much to do with raptors/dinosaurs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51038168856</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/51038168856</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:37 -0400</pubDate><category>it may pose a problem in the future</category><category>but it's fine for now</category></item><item><title>afriken:



Remember that time penguins had a war for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb30a3e2f53ba0742ee1b309c9ea6de2/tumblr_mjw5h5OCtw1rhdjjpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afriken.tumblr.com/post/45736390924/remember-that-time-penguins-had-a-war-for"&gt;afriken&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember that time penguins had a war for Antarctica?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49053589376</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49053589376</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:37:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Buscemi
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6121bd89d36f09c972568a0fd593f625/tumblr_mj79qdcjOs1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/44639302060/buscemi"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.helenafrank.com/"&gt;Buscemi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49052463715</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49052463715</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:21:16 -0400</pubDate><category>okay</category></item><item><title>
“Losing Cuba would be a bitter blow to Khrushchev, not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1a25dfb9cd92b4a39b4f50e4c62da77/tumblr_mlxxs8F5qb1rgf7ndo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Losing Cuba would be a bitter blow to Khrushchev, not least of which was his almost romantic attachment to Castro as a youthful revolutionary firebrand…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Castro made Khrushchev feel like a young Bolshevik again.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49051525583</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49051525583</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>i want someone to make me feel like a young bolshevik</category><category>that's really al you can ask for</category><category>theirtragedy</category><category>HISTORY!!</category><category>khrushchev just looks so happy!!</category><category>but all castro wanted was to secure a nuclear base in cuba</category><category>...then the cuban missile crisis happened</category><category>how awkward</category><category>castro felt used</category><category>khrushcehev just can't win</category></item><item><title>ryat-assassin:

Ain’t no party like a philosophy department...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c480d042faac06a626efe773b01832ac/tumblr_mld0h5h8ln1ruz4ipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryat-assassin.tumblr.com/post/48131929655/aint-no-party-like-a-philosophy-department-party"&gt;ryat-assassin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ain’t no party like a philosophy department party because a philosophy department party is full of bitter, facetious depressives.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49050308751</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49050308751</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:48:53 -0400</pubDate><category>you're an idiot</category><category>but seriously</category><category>we're eating an entire cake when i get back</category><category>...in august</category><category>so prepare yourself</category></item><item><title>pervertedhypocrisy:

SCIENCE
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ae71385276fd2f64fb2486ef3852982/tumblr_mltgfpPO371qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pervertedhypocrisy.tumblr.com/post/48893255420/science"&gt;pervertedhypocrisy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCIENCE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49050210591</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49050210591</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:47:21 -0400</pubDate><category>LASERS!!</category><category>yeah science!</category></item><item><title>the-shine:

hold on to your butts.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73562ee3b504e9fb3617d301114706af/tumblr_mltajghQuY1qdmv0so1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-shine.tumblr.com/post/48946278576/hold-on-to-your-butts"&gt;the-shine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hold on to your butts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047644741</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047644741</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:07:41 -0400</pubDate><category>like how is this not your favorite movie</category><category>samuel l. jackson!</category><category>jeff golblum!!</category><category>laura dern i guess??</category><category>DINOSAURS!!!</category></item><item><title>wilburwhateley:

Dandy
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45dacdbc141792ab55178d3e570005c9/tumblr_mlug34G7Ba1rtj3g0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilburwhateley.tumblr.com/post/48922182669/dandy"&gt;wilburwhateley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dandy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047506661</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047506661</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:05:30 -0400</pubDate><category>one fancy octopus does not make up for all the sherlock u post</category></item><item><title>brokenmachine:

Maxwell
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58deef02fc24561fa31b2787c575941e/tumblr_mlto1pezir1r1paodo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brokenmachine.tumblr.com/post/49030067482"&gt;brokenmachine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevinrussend/8681585478/" title="Maxwell"&gt;Maxwell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047010258</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49047010258</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:57:53 -0400</pubDate><category>my roommates make fun of me because i think cows are cute</category><category>and also because i've never seen a cow in person</category><category>i'm from the suburbs</category><category>it would be weird if i encountered a cow</category><category>they're adorable</category><category>they actually moo</category><category>moo!!</category><category>they moo.</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0e0bde936fb8575399441c525a29561/tumblr_mlvagmmR0v1qc8961o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49046583817</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/49046583817</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:51:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>one can dream~</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpq8if1R11qznc7yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;one can dream~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/48426338836</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/48426338836</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 05:20:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>googlepoet:

www.googlepoetics.com


omg shut uppppp</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c7aaf282fabf42d0fc0c71e60d8b710/tumblr_ml58gujaXj1rjggr6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.googlepoetics.com/post/47778157295/www-googlepoetics-com"&gt;googlepoet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;www.googlepoetics.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;omg shut uppppp&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47912078688</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47912078688</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 21:15:52 -0400</pubDate><category>i resent this</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01101c29a08a73892b988c1b666d13ef/tumblr_ml31na5osk1ripzl4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47747623494</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47747623494</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:43:25 -0400</pubDate><category>if yorick wasn't your favorite character in hamlet then you're wrong</category><category>objectively wrong</category></item><item><title>imwithkanye:

You’ll Never Guess How the Dinosaur Sounds...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8a13597a4ba47b0aec63f3968e4429a/tumblr_mkzzbxPNQl1qanm80o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/post/47547744114/youll-never-guess-how-the-dinosaur-sounds" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;imwithkanye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/how-the-dino-sounds-in-jurassic-park-were-made.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You’ll Never Guess How the Dinosaur Sounds in &lt;em&gt;Jurassic Park&lt;/em&gt; Were Made |&lt;/strong&gt; Vulture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“It’s somewhat embarrassing, but &lt;strong&gt;when the raptors bark at each other to communicate, it’s a tortoise having sex&lt;/strong&gt;,” said Rydstrom. “It’s a mating tortoise! I recorded that at Marine World … the people there said, ‘Would you like to record these two tortoises that are mating?’ It sounded like a joke, because tortoises mating can take a long time. You’ve got to have plenty of time to sit around and watch and record them.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47564205048</link><guid>http://ptolemyyy.tumblr.com/post/47564205048</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:17:28 -0400</pubDate><category>TURTLE SEX!!!</category><category>best movie ever</category></item></channel></rss>
