I’ve decided that Jackie Chan is the perfect man
I drew a picture of a sad clown standing on a window ledge contemplating suicide in one of my classes and titled it The Modern Condition because I know someone at my school will think it’s brilliant.
The late leader Hugo Chavez swayed Jesus to inspire the College of Cardinals to elect Catholics’ first South American pope, Venezuela’s interim president said.
“We know that our commander ascended to those heights and is face to face with Christ. Something must have influenced [Jesus] to call for a South American pope,”Nicolas Maduro said on national television at the opening of an international book fair in Caracas, Venezuela’s capital.
“Some new hand arrived and Christ said, ‘Now is the opportunity for South America,’ it seems to us,” Maduro said
Presented without comment, mostly because we couldn’t stop laughing.
Like, of all things you could have convinced Jesus to do
Happy Ides of March, everyone!
He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks. Actually, I think he’s crying.